{"product_id":"hang-in-there-it-gets-worse-dark-humour-perler-bead-wall-art-copy","title":"Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right – Dark Humour Perler Bead Text Art","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta name=\"viewport\" content=\"width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, user-scalable=yes\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n        * {\n            margin: 0;\n            padding: 0;\n            box-sizing: border-box;\n        }\n\n        body {\n            background: #f5f0ea;\n            font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', 'Noto Sans', sans-serif;\n            line-height: 1.65;\n            color: #2c2a28;\n            padding: 2rem 1rem;\n        }\n\n        .product-description {\n            max-width: 740px;\n            margin: 0 auto;\n            background: #ffffff;\n            border-radius: 20px;\n            box-shadow: 0 2px 12px rgba(0,0,0,0.06);\n            overflow: hidden;\n            padding: 2.5rem 2rem 3rem;\n        }\n\n        p {\n            margin-bottom: 0.9rem;\n            font-size: 0.95rem;\n            color: #3d3d3d;\n            line-height: 1.7;\n        }\n\n        ul, ol {\n            margin: 0.5rem 0 1.2rem 1.4rem;\n        }\n        li {\n            margin-bottom: 0.5rem;\n            font-size: 0.95rem;\n            line-height: 1.6;\n            color: #3d3d3d;\n        }\n\n        .badge-green {\n            font-size: 1.3rem;\n            font-weight: 600;\n            color: #3a3a3a;\n            margin: 3.5rem 0 0.75rem 0;\n            letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n            line-height: 1.4;\n        }\n        .badge-green:first-child {\n            margin-top: 0;\n            margin-bottom: 1.5rem;\n        }\n\n        .size-table {\n            width: 100%;\n            border-collapse: collapse;\n            margin: 1rem 0 1.2rem;\n            font-size: 0.9rem;\n        }\n        .size-table th,\n        .size-table td {\n            border-bottom: 1px solid #e0d8ce;\n            padding: 0.6rem 0.5rem;\n            text-align: left;\n            vertical-align: top;\n            color: #3d3d3d;\n        }\n        .size-table th {\n            font-weight: 600;\n            color: #3a3a3a;\n            font-size: 0.85rem;\n        }\n\n        .faq-item {\n            margin-bottom: 1rem;\n            padding-bottom: 0.6rem;\n            border-bottom: 1px solid #e0d8ce;\n        }\n        .faq-question {\n            font-weight: 600;\n            color: #3a3a3a;\n            margin-bottom: 0.2rem;\n            font-size: 0.95rem;\n        }\n        .faq-answer {\n            color: #555;\n            font-size: 0.9rem;\n            line-height: 1.6;\n        }\n\n        .maker-note {\n            padding: 1.5rem 0 0 1.25rem;\n            margin: 2.5rem 0 1rem;\n            border-left: 3px solid #8a8a8a;\n            color: #4a4038;\n        }\n\n        hr {\n            display: none;\n        }\n\n        @media (max-width: 768px) {\n            body {\n                padding: 1rem 0.5rem;\n            }\n            .product-description {\n                padding: 1.5rem 1.2rem 2rem;\n                border-radius: 12px;\n            }\n            .badge-green {\n                font-size: 1.1rem;\n            }\n            p, li, .faq-question {\n                font-size: 0.9rem;\n            }\n            .size-table th, .size-table td {\n                padding: 0.5rem 0.4rem;\n                font-size: 0.8rem;\n            }\n        }\n    \u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n    \u003c!-- top badge --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"badge-green\"\u003e🖤 UNDIAGNOSED BUT SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT • White Text • Black Border • Perler Art\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e the undiagnosed, the self-aware, the neurospicy, the \"I don't know what's wrong but something is\" crowd, and anyone who's ever said this exact sentence to a doctor (or a friend, or a mirror).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e🖤 Getting a diagnosis is expensive, exhausting, and takes forever. But you \u003cem\u003eknow\u003c\/em\u003e something's off. You've always known. This Perler bead text art says what you've been thinking: \u003cstrong\u003e\"undiagnosed but something ain't right.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003eClean white text against a bold black background. No images, no illustrations – just seven words that speak for a whole community. It's relatable, it's honest, and it's the kind of thing that makes people feel seen (even if they don't have a label yet).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003ePerfect for your desk, your wall, or as a gift for that friend who's been Googling symptoms at 2am. A tiny pixelated sign that says: \u003cem\u003eI don't have a diagnosis, but I definitely have \u003cstrong\u003esomething\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"badge-green\"\u003e🖤 Design Details\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhite bold text\u003c\/strong\u003e – clean, readable, and high-contrast against the black background\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack border\u003c\/strong\u003e – a bold frame that gives the piece a graphic, poster-like feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLowercase title case text\u003c\/strong\u003e – \"undiagnosed but something ain't right\" – casual, conversational, and real\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo images, no illustrations\u003c\/strong\u003e – just words. Because sometimes the message is enough.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePixel art typography\u003c\/strong\u003e – chunky, retro, and unmistakably handmade\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMinimal colour palette\u003c\/strong\u003e – black and white, with all the impact\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStandalone design\u003c\/strong\u003e – one complete piece, ready to hang or prop up\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"badge-green\"\u003e📏 Size\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003ctable class=\"size-table\"\u003e\n        \u003cthead\u003e\n            \u003ctr\u003e\n                \u003cth\u003eItem\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003cth\u003eSize (inches)\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003cth\u003eSize (cm)\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003cth\u003eNotes\u003c\/th\u003e\n            \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003c\/thead\u003e\n        \u003ctbody\u003e\n            \u003ctr\u003e\n                \u003ctd\u003eUndiagnosed Text Sign\u003c\/td\u003e\n                \u003ctd\u003eApprox. 7\" × 3.5\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n                \u003ctd\u003eApprox. 18cm × 9cm\u003c\/td\u003e\n                \u003ctd\u003eRectangular format – fits 7\"×4\" or 8\"×4\" frames perfectly.\u003c\/td\u003e\n            \u003c\/tr\u003e\n        \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n    \u003c\/table\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e💡 Frame not included. This piece works beautifully on a desk, shelf, or framed on a wall. A 7\"×4\" or 8\"×4\" frame fits it perfectly.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"badge-green\"\u003e📦 Two Ways to Own\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎨 All-in-One DIY Kit\u003c\/strong\u003e – everything you need to make this design yourself. Includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e📱 Digital Pattern (sent to you after purchase)\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e🧩 All the 2.6mm mini beads needed for the design – pre‑sorted by colour\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e📐 52×52 pegboard(s) – reusable\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e🔧 Precision tweezer – for accurate bead placement\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e🧻 Ironing paper – heat‑resistant sheets for fusing\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e💡 You'll only need a household iron – everything else is in the box.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✅ Finished Piece\u003c\/strong\u003e – already hand‑fused and ready to display:\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eProfessionally hand‑fused by me\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003ePerfectly ironed on both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eReady to frame or prop up\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003eNo work, no tools – just pure undiagnosed energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"badge-green\"\u003e🎯 Why This Sign Hits Different\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold, graphic text\u003c\/strong\u003e – the white-on-black contrast is striking and easy to read from across the room\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelatable to so many\u003c\/strong\u003e – if you know, you know. And if you don't, you probably still know someone who does.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for desks and walls\u003c\/strong\u003e – the size is ideal for a shelf, monitor riser, or wall\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starter\u003c\/strong\u003e – everyone who sees it will either laugh, nod, or say \"same\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandmade quality\u003c\/strong\u003e – every finished piece is hand‑fused; every kit is sorted bead by bead\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"badge-green\"\u003e💬 Frequently Asked Questions\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"faq-question\"\u003eQ: What size beads does this kit use?\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003eA: All kits use \u003cstrong\u003e2.6mm mini beads\u003c\/strong\u003e – they allow for clean, sharp lettering.\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"faq-question\"\u003eQ: Is this design suitable for beginners?\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003eA: Yes! The rectangular shape and minimal colours make this a great project for beginners who want a quick, satisfying build.\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"faq-question\"\u003eQ: What's the difference between the DIY Kit and Finished Piece?\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003eA: DIY Kit = everything to make it yourself (beads, tools, pattern). Finished Piece = already made, ready to display.\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"faq-question\"\u003eQ: Can I change the text or make a custom phrase?\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003eA: For finished pieces, the text is fixed as shown. For DIY kits, the pattern is for this specific phrase – but I do offer custom text commissions. Message me if you'd like a different phrase.\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"faq-question\"\u003eQ: How long does the DIY kit take?\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003eA: About 1–2 hours. Quick, satisfying, and you'll have a new favourite desk decoration.\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"faq-question\"\u003eQ: Do you ship internationally?\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003eA: Yes – worldwide shipping is available. Buyers are responsible for any customs fees. Kits ship within 3–5 business days. Finished pieces take 5–7 business days to craft.\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"maker-note\"\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧡 A Note From the Maker\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eI don't know what's wrong with me either. But I've been saying \"something ain't right\" for years, and I know I'm not alone. This piece is for everyone who's ever sat in a doctor's office, scrolled through WebMD at 2am, or just had that feeling that their brain works differently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eNo diagnosis doesn't mean no experience. It just means the paperwork hasn't caught up yet. This sign is a reminder that you're not making it up – even if no one's given it a name yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eEvery finished piece is hand‑fused by me. Every kit is sorted with care. No machines, no shortcuts – just beads, patience, and a love for words that make people feel seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting a one‑person studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- footer note --\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.75rem; color: #8a8a7a; text-align: center; margin-top: 2rem;\"\u003e🖤 Undiagnosed but something ain't right • Relatable text art • White text on black • Perler bead sign • 2.6mm mini beads • All-in-one kit • Finished piece • Handmade decor • Gift for the undiagnosed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Pixel-pattern Store","offers":[{"title":"Finished Product","offer_id":54325215854867,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"All-in-one Kit","offer_id":54325215887635,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pattern Only","offer_id":54325215920403,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/9943\/6563\/files\/2_5149593b-0af6-4fc3-b6fa-685e5e75e892.png?v=1782186879","url":"https:\/\/shop.pixel-pattern.com\/products\/hang-in-there-it-gets-worse-dark-humour-perler-bead-wall-art-copy","provider":"Pixel-pattern Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}